[Theo Von Quotes]

"Well, that's why Jews invented the self cleaning oven, dude."

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E565 Bert Kreischer

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E386 Sean O'Malley & Tim Welch

"If God didn’t want a women to cook he wouldn’t have put milk and eggs in her body."

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"They made hot dog buns so you don’t gotta put your lips on the weiner… my granddaddy taught me that."

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