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"Honestly, choke. I was going to say, one time, I choked on a..." | Theo Von Quotes
"Honestly, choke. I was going to say, one time, I choked on a McNugget and I thought I was going to die."
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Andrew Santino 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #248
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"If you're a dear, you want me to choke you to death every time because let me tell you what these deer they die no matter what, no matter if I choke them or coyote them, or they get old and and you know hit by cart, they're gonna die."
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Thug Nasty Bryce Mitchell | This Past Weekend #250
"I'm so angry that my insides are, like, making noises."
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Valentine's Day Special: Bobby Lee & Khalyla | This Past Weekend #174
"I almost blew the throat out of this one boy… this boy named tot"
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